this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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