Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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