she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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