i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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