Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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