guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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