hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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