I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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