I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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