I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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