Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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