I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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