dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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