I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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