Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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