hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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