her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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