I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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