I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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