How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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