What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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