What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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