Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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