I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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