I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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