What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
