I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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