why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Every concussion has its silver lining
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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