There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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