You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize