i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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