So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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