My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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