i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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