He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You pole danced in your parka.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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