Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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