okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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