her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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