okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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