have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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