I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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