you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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