I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
