so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
It's blow job season.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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