Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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