What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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