Midget sex pt 2 tonight
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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