she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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