I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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