that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"