I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.