sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.