Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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