the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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